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Coupel of stories for you today. I am feeling really lazy, so don't expect too much.

First off, a group of nine 3rd graders in Waycross, GA have been suspended for conspiring to hurt their teacher. The students were found with a knife, handcuffs, a roll of duct tape, and a heavy paper weight. Nobody knows how far they were actually going to take this scheme, but it was uncovered when another student saw the knife and told on his classmate.
I know this is a very serious matter, but its hilarious if you look at the article, there is a quote about the motive: "The police chief in Waycross told Channel 4 he believes the plan may have been developed because one of the students was punished with some sort of time out. However, that theory remains under investigation."
C'mon, someone else has to find that a little funny...
http://www.news4jax.com/news/15755299/detail.html

A drunk man woke up in a garbage truck last night in Muncie, Indiana. He went out drinking with his pals till 3 AM, and blacked out. He woke up in the truck right before the driver was going to run the trash compactor.
This my friends, is why you never spend the night in a dumpster, no matter how inviting it looks.

And of course we cannot end without some theiving, gambling addicted clergy members.
Let's start with the nun since that is a sexier story.
A Roman-Catholic nun in Omaha, Nebraska has been arrested for stealing over $300,000 of church funds to maintain a gambling habit. She faces up to 20 years in prison.
20 years for $300,000? That seems extreme. I think.

And not to be outdone, The Rev. Patrick Dunne of Our Lady of Sorrows Church in White Plains, NY has been removed from his parish for stealing Church funds for drum roll..................d,d,d,d,d,d,d,d,d,d,d,d,d,d:
GAMBLING! The DA's office is currently conducting an investigation.

Well, that's all for today. Leave a post if you dare.

Keepin it real from the loop.