Today is a sad say for fast food breakfast fans. Egg McMuffin creator Herb Peterson died last night at his home. He was 89.
Do you think he was actually the first person to invent this food? Or was her merely the man who gave it a name? Either way, he is an icon in the fast food breakfast world. I wonder how he felt about the McSkillet Burrito.
A 10-year old girl tried to rob a store in Franklin, Tennessee with a rock last night. She demanded the money from the register three times before she threw the rock at the clerks chest. She only had the one rock, and was then out of ammunition. When the clerk came around the counter she fled from the scene and he called the police. He said the main reason he called police was that he was worried about the girl being out so late and trying to rob a store.
It would have been so much funnier if she got the money.
In a much funnier robbery story, an 18-year old in Chicago tried to rob a muffler shop at gunpoint. The employees informed him that they did not have any money and that their boss will not be by to open the safe until later in the day. The teen then gave them his phone number and instructed them to call him when their boss shows up so that he can rob him. The men did call him, but also called the police. The boy was arrested after being shot in the leg.
What a dumbass.
Thats all for today.
Keepin it real from the loop
Been a while…
2 years ago
1 comment:
mr. mcmuffin,
sat on his puffin -
a penguin he bought at the store.
and every so often,
he'd push a small button -
and puffin would hobble,
and hobble,
and hobble,
until he could hobble. no more.
amusing his friends,
the means justified the ends -
their laughter oft followed this hobbling.
'till that there sad day,
when puffin did say,
you douche, i'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
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