Wednesday, January 30, 2008

If you are buying Godiva Chocolates soon, I call dibs on your winnings.

A couple of things for you guys today. By the way great turnout yesterday. I pretty sure my readership doubled! (It is still in single digits). Nothing like the hey day, but its a good start.

So first off, I will give you the quote of the day. This is from an article about medical marijuana vending machines in California. A guy was quoted in the end of the article as saying it was a safer way to keep drugs out of kids hands.

"You have kids that want to get high and that's not what marijuana is for," Robert Miko said. "It's to medicate."

Hahahahahhaha. That is the purest bullshit in the entire world. 100% grade A, FDA approved, through a clinical double-blind study (lypozene shout out here) pure bullshit. I guess Mr. Robert Miko should also be getting the hypocrite of the day award too.

And now for the D-bag of the century award.
This is an old story but the big news today is that this man has dropped his law suit. What about you might ask? well...

Tomas Delgado, a Spanish businessman was speeding along a 55 mph road in 2004 in his luxury Audi when he struck then 17-year old Enaitz Iriondo Trinidad, dragging the boy along the highway and killing him. While reports vary of the drivers speeds, a judge threw out a criminal suit against Senor Delgado. But wait there's more.
Tomas Delgado then filed suit against the parents of Enaitz claiming damages to his car as well as for the cost of rentals while his Audi was in the shop.

REALLY? How spineless do you have to be? You kill a family's kid and then sue them for damages to your luxury vehicle? WHAT A D-BAG.

I play in a 3-on-3 basketball league once a week and it is held in a local community center. Of course with the words "community center" comes the automatic naked old men walking around the locker room ( I have no reference for the ladies side, feel free to chime in). However last week I was changing and an old man was walking around for a while naked chatting with his buddies and then decides to get dressed.
Now the logical course of action for people under 80 atleast is to put on your underpants first and cover up your twig and berries (crude I know), HOWEVER this gentleman puts on his t-shirt and then starts walking around more! How does that makes sense? and it was even wierder because he is half dressed but the wrong half!!
I think there should be a locker room policy that shirts and socks etc. come AFTER undies (unless you are going commando, in which case pants/shorts first).

And finally, as per the title of today's entry:
Godiva Chocolates are giving away one night in a chocolate apartment, a luxury apartment at that. The "golden ticket" will be hidden in one box of chocolates that is being sold in North America. I think I would like to stay in a chocolate apartment for a night, so I call dibs if anyone here wins. At the very least if you win, bring me home like a candlestick or part of the table or something. Much Obliged.
For a photo of the part of the apt. go to: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22903236/

Thats all for now, leave a post if you dare.

Keepin it real from the loop.

1 comment:

yaron. said...

i really liked what you had to say this time.

nice.