Britney Spears is a Fucking Loon

There, I've finally come out and said it. She is totally off her rocker. For a while I thought maybe she was just being misunderstood, and she was mixed in with the wrong crowd and substances,(Although I was never planning on making a youtube video crying, did you know that guy got his own reality TV show for being a sissy nutcase?) blah blah blah...but now she is just straight up-word to your mother-insane!

I've got a few stories for all you loyal readers out there. It warmed my heart that there were actually comments on the last, albeit concise, posting.

First lets do some politics, since that is what the kids are talking about these days.

Huckabee is Courting the pre-teen vote:
I know this joke has been made already. Chuck Norris is one thing, but WWE star Ric Flair? I mean if 15 year olds could vote, yea Huckabee would be a shoo in for president. Maybe he is trying to get some of the WWE college vote? Does that exist?

Plastic Dead Babies:
As crude as this may sound, can a "plastic dead baby" exist? or is it just simply a plastic baby?
An anti-abortion group in Wisconsin sent out 2''inch plastic babies to resident all over the area. Many people said that literature is one thing, but this is simply over the line. The group said it was meant to be educational. I say it is scare tactics. This is terrorism plain and simple. or is it?

"Get These Motha Fuckin Snakes Off of My Motha Fucking Plane":
A one ton crate containing thousands of the nonvenomous rat snakes was seized on a plane preparing to leave Vietnam. The snakes had been smuggled in from Thailand. Authorities believe that they were meant to be sold in other countries. Woah, I woulda been freaked out if they got loose on my plane. I'd go Samuel L. on their asses. Royale with cheese style.

Bobby Fischer died. He was a chess champion, an anti-semite, an anti-American, and a complete loon. I do not see a reason to mourn his death. For a little justification his mother was Jewish and in the past decade whenever he did his radio interviews in the Phillipines, he would go into these crazy anti-Jewish rants. He also denounced his U.S. citizenship and he praised the 9-11 attacks. Good riddance. Its shame that he was an icon during the Cold War because he played chess. It aint all that its cracked up to be.
I would pick the 1980 Olympic Hockey Gold medal win against the Soviets any day over his playing chess.

Burglar Plays the Good Samaritan:
A burglar who broke into an apartment in Berlin found the owner of the place dead in his bedroom. The man felt obligated to call the police, and then left the scene of the crime. Authorities have said that the man has been dead for over two weeks. Reports are that the man left the "flat" empty handed, but police officials have no way to confirm that. I'd say he's entitled to a little sumptin-sumptin.

And finally a man in Hawaii has been arrested for throwing a baby off of a free way bridge into traffic. The baby was hit by atleast two cars. Investigators are looking into whether the baby was dead before it was thrown.
And this the reason I have stopeed writing about the news.

Keepin in real from the Loop.