Jonny, Jonny whoops

I know I know, its not that clever. So what?

Welcome to the Afternoon Update! As I have said previously, this week's blog is dedicated to my man Jonny's last week of bachelorhood. Woof.

Let's start off with an article I know jonny would find particularly appalling.
Workers Kidnap, Eat Dog:
Two maintenence workers at a Hawaiin golf course stole a man's dog, along with its leash, while the owner was playing a round (I think). Witnesses said they saw the two men take the dog into a van and speed away. Reports are now that the men stole the dog, slaughtered it, and fed it to their families. The owner said he understands why the men did it, but does not forgive them.

Coach Plays Pranks With Students:
A middle school coach in Georgia has been arrested after a night in which he rode around with some middle schoolers and damaged people's christmas displays. Many of the displays were changed to be "naughty", including placing reindeer in sexual positions. HAHA

Italian Tribunal Forcibly Changes Baby's Name:
An Italian tribunal changed 15-month old "Friday" after it was ruled that the name broke a statute that bars parents from giving "ridiculous or shameful" first names to children. The judges say they are protecting the child from a bad childhood and being the bott of jokes. The parents are very upset, but lost their case in court. The child's name was changed to Gregory after the saint whose day he was born on.

My arms are really tires so unfortunately I am going to have to cut this short.

keepin it real from the loop.