Smelly Camels,Ninjas, and Strippers...

WELCOME BACK!
well atleast lets hope so. I have found so much gold today, I figured I might as well post.
Although I will say I want to stay away from politics for a while, since its really boring now that Hillary is out.


Anyways, here we go. Please feel free to share today's post with your friends.

Starting with our headline of smelly camels, villagers in India have started using camels to help ward away pachyderms (thats elephants for your ignoraNuses) from their land. In recent years as many as 400 people have been trampled to death by elephants, who also drink their rice wine and destroy crops. As it turns out, the stench of the camels keeps the elephants away.
It must be so nice to live there.

A 79-year old farmer living in Batavia, Ohio has gotten himself a brand spankin new outhouse after refusing for months to get rid of the old one. The previous wooden outhouse was from the 1960's and apparently had become somewhat of as health hazzard. County officials tried to make him get rid of it, but he persevered and a charity group stepped in and bought him a new, bigger, outhouse with a septic tank and all. Such a touching story. When asked why he prefers and outhouse to a toilet indoors he stated: "When you're in a house, sounds carry," Preston said. "Everybody knows your business."
Agreed. I think more people should crap outside.

Police have shut down a "brother bus" that had been touring around south Florida offering customers $40 all you can drink, along with strippers who offered to perform various acts for cash. Apparently this was very successful. Who knew?

Hat tip to my friend Danny for this one. An enraged man robbed a 7-11 in Monrovia, MD and began hittig the clerk with a banana, then the clerk pulled out a knife. This of course lead the reporter to include this gem into the article: "The clerk pulled out a knife, and the man with the banana split." Buh dum bum!

A man who had been arrested for tresspassing and was jailed for 2 days, was re-arrested for indecent exposure after leaving the jail naked. He was found walking down the road.
Now I know the man is nuts for not putting on clothes, but isnt it also the guards fault for letting him leave naked?
Something is off here. Well more than one thing.

A New Jersey public school was locked down temporarily after someone reported seeing a ninja in the woods next to the school. That's right, a ninja. It turns out the "ninja" was a camp counselor dressed in black holding a plastic sword. He was on his way to a camp costume party.
Only in Jersey.
A ninja? Really?

This is by far the best for today:
Two poorly scheduled golf tournaments led to a run in between youth golfers and strippers. The Gold Crown Junior Golf Association tournament for youngsters age 7-12 was wrapping up when a limousine full of strippers pulled up on the course. They were arriving to be caddies to the golfers for the Shotgun Willie's Charity Golf Tournament to benefit breast cancer. Since the youth tournament started late, they all had to share a clubhouse while the kids ate lunch. Club officials did state that the women were not allowed to go topless (atleast while the kids were there). Here's a great clip from the article: A woman told a reporter that the event drew curious questions from her children, who asked her why the men joining the strippers had water guns and why the women wore only their underwear.
Classic.

That's all for today. Leave one.

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