Hi guys,
All I have is more apologies ("How much should I be?....") Anyways, its been really busy at work and I have been training a bunch of new people every week and I am taking the LSAT this monday, so one area of my life had to suffer and it has been the blogging. Sucks.
Anyhow, going along with all the Simpsons rhetoric I have seen, I was thinking of perhaps polling your top 5 episodes, you know, give the people something to talk about.
I'll start with mine:
1) The Scorpio episode. Hands down my personal favorite for EVERY reason.
2) The one when Homer goes into space and eats all the chips to save the day.
3) The Grimesy episode when Bart gets his own factory.
4) The one when Barney sobers up and then at the end when he wins a lifetime supply of beer goes "just hook it to my veins!!"
5) Every earlier episode when Moe has to run into the back of the bar and tell whichever type of minority to get rid of whatever illegal animal, substance, or activity back there. Example: Shamu
Feel free to list your own, debate, or just wait a little while longer till I can start really writing again.
By the way, if you haven't seen Idiocracy, which I have seen like 1,000,000 times, you should. It will expand your mind.
I expect good resonses.
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12 comments:
1) homer's train of thought at the union meeting
"lisa needs braces - dental plan! -"
2) milhouse's mom to police chief wiggum regarding rottweiler search dogs:
"they look pretty mean."
"yea, we've been starvin' 'em, pokin' 'em, singin' off key, 'mee MAY mai moe...mee MOE mai may..."
more later.
What about the one where the Simpsons goto Australia?
how about the one where you say something funny about the episode where they go to australia. like, for instance:
bart to some australian dude "whoa, that's a cool knife"
australian dude: "you call that a noife? now thees, ees a knoif"
bart: "that's not a knife, that's a spoon."
australian dude: "i see you've played knoifey spooney before."
Yaron can help me with the actual dialogue:
Is Homer Simpson a communist?
Grandpa: My son my be a loser, a _____, a communist, but my son is definitely not a porn star!
anonymous:
"my homer is not a liar. he may be a communist, a pig, a liar, but he is not a porn star."
or how bout the one with the monorail:
"donuts, is there anything they can't do?"
or how about the one with leonard nemoy:
"see, marge? you don't see any of them selling 'homer was an idiot' t-shirts"
"those sold out in 5 minutes"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
"There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!"
"Smithers I really like this, how do you call it, iced-cream"
and Mr. Burns trying to send a package on a gyroplane to Siam. lol
Rosinos, you gotta interact here in the comments section also
"ok mr. nahasipimapetalan - if that is your real name"
Guys, I swear I will start this up again soon. However I will say I am very glad to see all of the Simpsons talk going on, apparently with our resident expert "yaron".
Anyways, as I have already written the entire Scorpio episode is better than all of what you have offered. but a close second is
"bonjourrrrrrr you cheese eatin surrender monkeys"-willie
"you won't look at us, but you'll take our cookies"-Abe
all the lyrics to "see my vest" (yes, I bought the CD in middle school too)
-J
"Whats the deal with Waylan Smithers?"
"'Yaron' if that is your real name"
homer:
"oh lisa, you and your stories. 'bart is a vampire' 'beer kills brain cells'. now let's go back to that...building...thingie? where our beds-and-tv...is"
burnsie:
"some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. the only thing i'm hunting for (brring!) is an out. fit. that. looks. gooooooooood.
seeeee myyyyyy vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest. feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic irish setter,
see this hat, t'was my cat, my evening wear...vampire bat. these white slippers are albino african endangered rhino,
grizzly bear underwear, turtle's necks i've got my share, beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest,
try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two...see my vest, see my vest, seeeeeee myyyyy vest.
like my loa-fers? former go-phers, it was that or skin my chauffeurs but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be bessst.
so let's prepare these dogs"
(lunch lady's voice, but another character)
"kill two for matching clogs"
burnsie:
"see my vest, see my vest...oh pleeeease won't you see myyy veeeeeeest. i really like the vest"
smithers:
"i gathered."
(the deleted comment was when i posted this on my friend's account by accident. my apologies---you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys)
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