"Tell Me Somethin Good"

Mornin Y'all.

I'm gonna try and keep this entry positive, since a lot of shitty stuff has happened recently.

Baby Survives Tornado:
An 11-month old baby in Castalian Springs, Tennessee was tossed over 100 ft. by a tornado and survived the ordeal. He was found hours later by a firefighter who thought he was just a doll until he started to move. Unfortunately his mother did not survive.

There was a huge mob bust in both NY and Italy yesterday. I don't feel like writing about it, but this is old school Godfather stuff. Check it out: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/02/08/gambino.arrests/index.html

I couldn't decide on the story of the day, becuase there were two great stories. On a normal day, each one would be an easy winner, but on this rare occasion I am going to have to have 2 "stories of the day".

1) Police are searching for a man in Portland, Maine who has been driving around and cutting off single women with his car or truck. After cutting them off, he gets out of the vehicle and begins to model for them dressed in women's underwear, a garter belt, and black high-heeled boots. He also has a thick handle-bar mustache.
Police have stated that he has not necessarily done anything illegal, the fact that he is stopping traffic means they need to speak with him.

2) A Minnesota man mugged a woman, took her cell phone and purse, and then licked her toes. While the mugging was taking place he said "Now I'm going to suck your feet".

I don't feel that either of these stories needs an explanation for why they were chosen.

A drunk Australian man was arrested for threatening to blpw up half of Brisbane with his TV remote control. His has been sentenced with probation. He accepted the ruling, but stated that this could cause problems with his plans to travel overseas in different philanthropic endeavors.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant!
The Judge told him "Let's get you right before we send you off to a Third World country."

Finally,
I will leave you with this Jack Nicholson quote that shows why he is a PIMP 4 LIFE.
“I like each year to date a nice range of women,” the veteran actor revealed to The Guardian UK. “I only use Viagra when I am with more than one.”

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