Big, Big, Big!! That word never gets old. Today the Afternoon Update is supersizing your intake of news with large men and a gigantic meat cookie.
The Florida Marlins held tryouts this weekend for an all-male, plus size cheerleading squad that will be called the "Manatees". Those are cows of the sea for you ignoranuses (It's from Ali G). No word yet on wether they will wear child-sized T's and mini skirts.
The Manatees will not be paid, however they will recieve free ticket to the Friday and Saturday games at which they lead the cheers.
In even BIGGER NEWS, a restaurant in Southgate, Michigan is attempting to break the world record for the "Largest Hamburger Commercially Available". It wieghs 134 lbs. and it takes 12 hours to make. The burger sits on a 50 lb. bun along with bacon, cheese, and most likely a defibrulator. It costs $350 and requires a 24 hour notice to order it.
MMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Big props to Dave for writing his own "Here's to you" Bud Light commercial from the last post. If any of the other 3-4 of you who will read this want to write your own and post, it would be more than welcome.
That's all for today, leave a post if you dare.
Keepin it BIG from the loop.
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