Great Balls on Fire

"Hello again hellooo..."

Sorry its been so long since I last posted. I hope whomever still checks this will enjoy today's post.

So to start things off I would like to mention I put a lot of this together last night.

There was a headline article on CNN.com yesterday, one of their "groundbreaking" news stories that sheds light upon the rest of the world for Americans, and this startling news article was about gay persecution in Iraq...Really?
Is that even a story? I'm not saying I am pro ANY type of persecution, but who doesn't know that gay men are not accepted in Iraqi society. Even if that place was the model of stability, gay men still wouldn't be even close to accepted.
This bothered me because while I think an article about gay men in Iraq would be interesting and important to read, however I think an eye opening story that gay men are targeted and persecuted in Iraq is almost insulting to the reader. Duh.

Two California men were sentenced to 2 years and 45 days in jail respectively after lighting their buddies ball on fire while he was passed out drunk. The man suffered 2nd degree burns on his balls.
All we used to do was draw on people's faces with permanent marker. Maybe once or twice shaved lines into someones leg.

Two men in Washington were caught after robbing a department store. Police followed a trail of boxes and packaging materials to the men who were found sleeping on pillows and a hammock stolen from the store.
The great part about this is that when the police found them they took pictures of them sleeping before waking and arresting them.
Here's a photo- http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25791842/

Some random person in Milford Mass. has for the past 2 years been placing women's panties of various sizes, sometimes new sometimes used, on fences near a school bus stop. According to authorities they are "They're almost always black and queen sized." One woman said she picked up 43 pairs at one bus stop.
Hahaha. I know its probably someone who is really perverse, but this is still pretty funny. Can you imagine going to school everday and its expected that the area will be littered with plus sized women's underwear?
What a great prank.

A judge in New Zealand has ruled in favor of a 9-year old girl allowing her to change her name from what her parents had named her. He has taken up the cause of helping children with rediculous names free themselves from their parents stupidity. The girls full first name was "Talula does the Hula from Hawaii". Other names he has previously helped to change, and then to subsequently ban from using to name children include: Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit.
HAHA. "Hey Sex Fruit, go do your homework!" Wow, what a rediculous world we live in.

Also in a strange story, there was an article about a maintenance man who worked at a NY psychiatric center who was found to be living in the tool shed for many months. What's wierd about this is that he makes $100,000 a year.
What maintenance man makes 100k a year? Really?

So this wasn't the greatest "I'm back" post, but i'm a little rusty. Sue me.

That's all for today, leave on if you dare.

Keepin it real from the loop.