Quickies

Hi guys and gals, I want to make sure I have atleast one post a week while I am training, so here it is.

First off, I know its a day old but that priest in Brazil who flew off with the balloons...what a pimp. As of right now, I do believe he is still missing though. A proffessional sky diver, who is also a roman catholic priest attempted to break the world record for the longest flight propelled by balloons. He was blown off course and was last heard from 30 miles off the coast of Brazil.

Yesterday a story broke that a bank robber in Indianapolis jumped over the counter and shot a pregnant teller in the abdomen before running off with the money. This is unusual since the tellers are instructed to hand over the money, they are almost never shot since there is no need. The woman was report yesterday to be pregnant with triplets. Today all the stories I can find report she is pregnant with twins. I would like to know where that other baby went.
Both the mother and the TWO (for now) fetuses have survived but are in critical condition. Neither of the fetuses were hit by the gunshot.

A dumbass ( I mean drug dealer) called the police to report a robbery. He was selling heroine to two girls in his car at a gas station in NY, when he was robbed by a man at gunpoint. The two girls then ran off with the robber. The guy in the car then called the police and informed them, that he was robbed while trying to sell heroine. All four people involved have been arrested.

A man in Dothan, Alabama was arrested after walking through a metal detector. The 51-year old man was going to see his probation officer at the courthouse and was walking through the metal detector. When asked to empty his pockets of all metal, he reached in a pulled out some coins, along with two full baggies of marijuana. Realizing what he had just done, the man turned to flee but was aprehended rather quickly before he got out of the building.
O cruel fate! The lesson from this is that when going to see your probation officer, always ALWAYS check your pockets before you go in.

My favorite story has come to us out of Eugene, Ore. (the same state where the sexy, albeit ripped, mayor was ousted for being sexy online) . A pet store owner was taking out a 12-foot Burmese python from its cage in order to show it to a customer, when the snake bit her right hand and coiled around her left arm. How awful would it be to get eaten by a 12-foot python?
The police were called and an officer arrived with a knife ready to kill the large snake. The woman asked that he not kill the expensive pet so instead he put on gloves and wrestled the python until it finally let go. The snake was returned to its cage, I doubt the customers bought it, and the woman was fine after receiving multiple puncture wounds. Good job copper.
If I was that cop I'd say fuck that, im not wrestling no 12-foot python. He dies or you get eaten.

Thats all for today, leave a post if you dare.

Keepin it real from the loop