What About Yee? Opening Day, Panda Sexercise and More

Hello all. First off I would like to apologize again for not posting in a while. I have gotten lazy I guess. But fear not, I've got some goodies for you today.

I would also like to give props to two of my readers who HAD A DISCUSSION in the comments section. That is multiple postings my friend, ain't no joke.

Ok, some politics. Hilary or O'bamma?

Let's start with Hildogg. Hilary is under fire this week for comments she has made recently referring to her 1995 arrival in Bosnia. She has apparently made these same comments repeatedly over the past few months in order to strengthen her appearance as an experienced foreign policy official (Which she's not).
What are these comments? Well Hildogg said that when she arrived in Bosnia, they arrived under intense sniper fire.
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."
This quote is part of a dramatic description she gave at a rally last week. The thing is, the video footage of her landing shows her and Chelsea slowly walking out of the plane and strolling over to a group of people waiting on the tarmac. A Bosnian child even gave her a poem.
My favorite part about this whole thing is that when called out on being a big fat liar/exaggerator Clinton responded that she "misspoke" about the event. " I say a lot of things -- millions of words a day -- so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement," She also has changed her story a few times in order to rework it so that she is not lying. "Now let me tell you what I can remember, OK -- because what I was told was that we had to land a certain way and move quickly because of the threat of sniper fire. So I misspoke -- I didn't say that in my book or other times but if I said something that made it seem as though there was actual fire -- that's not what I was told"
I just don't get why she has to lie this badly. Usually candidates just lie about scandals and policies they will enforce, they don't create more lies for no reason.

Obama. He is making himself look sillier everyday. I know he is a black man and its hard to stay away from a race discussion, but he's got to get past it. I think he looks silly lingering on his Pastor and on race discussions. If Clinton wasn't so stupid to be making up stories that can so easily be dissproved, she would be gaining huge ground on him right now.

I found an article about the world's tallest man, he's 8''5!! wow. Check him out.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23781322/

A 1 1/2-year-old black-and-white Chihuahua named Conan prays with his owner daily at a Buddhist temple in Japan. He has quickly learned to stand on his hind legs and push his paws together to pray.

A D.C. man was bitten by a rattle snake that was hiding in his luggage. The man had just come back from a trip to South Carolina and reached his hand into his bag to unpack. He came back out with a bite. The snake had managed to sneak in at some point during the trip and apparently enjoyed it in there. Firefighters froze and killed the snake with a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher.

A donut truck in Illinois was stolen from a hospital while making a delivery. The driver then crossed state lines into Iowa with the truck. Later in the day a Toledo sherriff saw the truch and gave chase along with eight other officers as backup. They caught up with the truck and arrested the man at gunpoint. The officer claim they had no idea what was in the truck, just that it was stolen. SUUUUURE. They still got free donuts as a reward.
All in a day's work.

Animal handlers in Chine are using "sexercise" to try and motivate giant pandas to get down. The species is near extinction and has a notoriously low sex-drive. They are teaching the males a sexy dance and younger pandas watch others have sex in order to learn different ways of mating. This method seems to be working to an extent, as opposed to past attempts where zoo workers showed them porn twice a day to get them in the mood. There is no mention as to whether it was human or panda porn. I think hustler makes panda porn.

Finally, a corn-flake in the shape of Illinois has sold on E-bay for $1,350. I really can't write more about this because its so pathetic. But its true. ITS A FUCKING CORN FLAKE!!!!

Today is opening day, atleast in Japan where Redsox just beat the A's in extra innings.

That's all for today, leave a post if you dare.

Keepin it real from the loop.