BIG NEWS!!

Shania Twain is leaving her huband! FINALLY. I think I may have an in.
Man, I've have a thing for her for so many years , the time has come.

The UN has blamed the "teetering" world economy on the U.S., namely the plunging house market. There would be no world economy without the U.S.! Am I being nationalistic and self-important? Maybe, but the UN is a prentious bunch of d-bags. How about, you imagine a world economy for a second WITHOUT the U.S., and then tell me how it looks.
I thought so.

EXO-Squad, one of my favorite sunday morning cartoon series when I was younger, has finally caught up with real life. http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/05/15/robotic.soldier.ap/index.html
This show was of good of course, because this was before shows had to stop being violennt. Shows like GI Joe, Exo-squad, wing commander, double dragon, hell even street sharks (that was the end of my sunday cartoon years) were entertaining because they were violent. Now shows are too PC and sissy, and as a result America's youth are PC and sissy.

Man I am being negative this morning.

Solar bra's that can charge cell phones and IPods. Next time your battery is low, just plug it into your girlfriend's chest.
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUST29336420080514

HAHA. A Welschman drank a box of wine, blacked out, and then dressed up as Darth Vader. He then proceeded to attack 3 memebers of the Church of Jedi. I swear. All I can think of is the Triumph skit where he is outside the line to get Star Wars II tickets. HAHAHA its so hilarious.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24604338/

Well, that's all for today. I'm going to leave with one of the newest greatest hits videos of all time.
Enjoy.
http://deadspin.com/5009129/orioles-magic--uh-catch-it-or-something

Keepin it real from the loop