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Hello! Welcome to the Afternoon Update!
I am using a lot of exclamation points!!

I apologize for the long absence, vacation and all. And yes, I missed you too.
OK. Enough dilly-dallying, lets get down to blogging.

POLITICS!!
Chuck Norris Will Kick Mitt Romney's ASS!!!
That is not entirely accurate. Mr. Texas Ranger acutally said he would not roundhouse Mitt Romney, but that he only would choke him out. Walker then said he abhorrs negative campaigning, and that it was just in good fun.
On a side note, does anyone want a president with the name "Mitt"?

Man Murders Family:
An Indian man murdered his pregnant daughter, her husband, and their 3-year old child by setting their apartment on fire while they slept. The man said the reasoning was that the man had not asked his permission to marry his daughter, and that it was an unacceptable marriage since his son-on-law was of a lower caste.
It is interesting to see cases in which culture rules play a part in crime here.
Also, isn't it wierd that he waited 3-4 years to kill them? rather than stop the marriage when it was happening.

Family Spends New Years In Jail:
A Florida family spent the New Years holiday behind bars after one member of the family was arrested for trespassing at a neighborhood mall. The man had previously been banned from the mall for wearing his pants too low. The family became involved once he was arrested.
This is stupid.


Man Gives 10-Year Old Daughter Porn for Christmas:
Sort of. A man bought a used MP3 player from Wal-Mart that the previous owner had preloaded withpornography. The girl started crying 10 minutes after her father had given her the present. I am sure that could be very scary for a 10-year old. Wal-Mart shrewdly boffered to replace the player with another one, but the man is holding onto it until after meeting with lawyers. Smart man.

Man Jumps off Bridge with Police Dog:
A high speed chase ended in California with the suspect getting out of his car, grabbing a K-9 unit dog, and jumping off a bridge. The dog did not survive the fall, however the man did and is in critical condition. I do believe that killing a police dog is close to if not the same as killing an officer, so this guy is in real trouble if he survives.

Poor Man Returns $185,000 Check; Gets Jack-Shit:
A 47-year old Mcdonald's worker he lives off of food stamps found a $185,000 check on the ground. The man never thought about trying to cash it, but rather found where it was supposed to go, hopped on a bus, and returned it to the correct individual. The recipient was a landlord's daughter, who was so grateful for the man's efforts, she gave him $50.
I'm sorry, are you kidding me? The guys brings you a check for $185,000 and all you can splurge in reward money is 50 bucks!?! Please.

That's all for today.
Im gonna try out this new short format. Any feedback will be great.

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